Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Gay Test (Aww...hv a bit of humour everyone)

I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother - Charles Pierce




I didn't even noticed there was a guy in the picture :-)






If you failed the first test and this one...you're gay.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

My Favourite Song..

Everyone must have a fav song. Well one of my favourite song is Last Christmas sung by the british duo Wham. It was a hit back in 1984...and is still a hit with me now.

Press the stop button on the ipod to listen to these songs..





A rule with good songs is that...in time it will be covered by other artists. These are called 'cover' songs.

Last Christmas is covered EASILY by over a dozen singers like Kimberly Locke, Back Street Boys, Jamelia, Manic Street Preachers, Hillary Duff, Taylor Swift, Savage Garden and even by an American Idol finalist Carrie Underwood.

I kindda like a version sung by Cascada. It is an upbeat version.




Taylor Swift's version has a bit of country swing in it.




What about Ashley Tisdale...you know the girl from High School Musical.





Now how to let the younger generation enjoy this song...??

Easy...do a techno version.




What about the music snobs that deplore techno junkies, pesky boy bands and all sizzle but no substance teeny boopers..??

Well, let Coldplay do a cover. Yeah you heard me...COLDPLAY.

Now how cool is that...???




You have to satisfy the vile purist too. You know the type that insist a song to contain written musical notes and have some difficulity in playing it. So here's Kotaro Oshio playing Last Christmas...





But a song to be covered by the infamous Crazy Frog means it has reached the pinacle of popularity and success. Enuff said..




Friday, October 9, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Bahaya Matlamat Menghalalkan Cara

Nathan Diamond Dog Jones: [getting Poe attention] Yee-haw! Whats on your mind, Hillbilly?

Cameron Poe: What was I thinking about? Oh, yeah, "yee-haw", thats right. I was just wondering what a black militant - that would be you - was doin takin orders from a white boy on a power trip?
Dont you think thats strange?

Nathan Diamond Dog Jones: Its a means to an end, my white friend. A means to an end. See, I can play house nigger tills we get to where were goin. And then, the Day of the Dog begins.

(Movie quote - Con Air 1997)




As much as I hate BN decision to field Tan Sri Isa Samad as a candidate for the Bagan Pinang by-elections, I felt a greater trepidation and distrust towards the PAS candidate.

Simple fact is that PAS has allowed itself to be used as a donkey by PKR and DAP. I don’t blame PKR and DAP though, PAS is governed by non sophisticated and pea brained ustazs. These so-called ulamaks has finally allowed the unthinkable. They have finally given endorsement for non-Muslim politicians to say and quote Quranic verses to forward their political agenda.

For the record, I am not against non Muslim reading and commenting about our sacred book. Hundreds if not tens of thousands non Muslim have read, carefully studied, some even did masters or even a PHD thesis about the Quran. These students would in any given day make me, a Muslim seemed like a non ranking Walter weight going against a ranking heavy weight boxer in Quranic studies.

But, I draw the line at DAP and PKR politicians whose ONLY REASON to quote the Quran is for political mileage. Among those is Gobala Krisnan who gained infamy in the Hindraf protest in Batu Caves. Hindraf among others dishonestly claimed that Malaysia is ethnically cleansing the Hindus and blatantly destroying Hindu temples in their memo to Gordon Brown, the British PM. If PAS without as much as a hoot, allow this to happen without protest and in fact teaching these so-called politician to quote not for understanding BUT to lambast political opponents would clearly mark them too as selling the Quran for profit.


Hari Belated Raya 2009


Only pictures you see of me here is Hari Raya pictures...I'm not so photogenic.


Happy Belated Raya 2009, everyone.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Questionaires...

1- Get the closest book, go to page 18 and write the 4th line down.

The chief Tecum,leading the descendants of Maya, beheaded the...


2- What’s the last thing you’ve watched on TV ?

David blaine what is magic


3- Without checking, guess what time it is ?

5:15pm

4- Check, it is…

6.36pm

5- Outside of the computer noise, what do you hear ?

Strange voices asking me to go to the curve and watch a movie and eat at itallianies.

6- When you got out the last time, what did you do ?

Ate lunch...bought ballons for a promo I’m doing.


7- What are you wearing ?

Tshirt and jeans...oh and a salomon sports shoe.

8- Before answering this questionnaire, what were you watching ?

Al jazeera


9- Did you dream last night ?


Didnt dream



10- When is the last time you laughed ?

During lunch


11- What is on the walls of the room you’re in ?

Built in cabinets and a first aid emergency procedure


12- Did you see something strange today ?

I saw a blonde malay girl in a channel blouse and Gucci handbag ordering beryani rice with honey chicken.


13- What do you think of this questionnaire ?

Wonderful way to waste idle time.


14- What’s the last movie you watched ?

Taking of Pelham 123


15- Should you be multimillionnaire, what’s the first thing you would buy ?

A 6 month vacation



16- Tell us something about you we don’t already know :

I still listen to 80s music.



17- If you could change something in the world outside of culpability and politics, what would you change ?

I would change what kids learn in school.


18- Do you like to dance ?

Yes..not very well

19- Georges Bush ?

The worst US president.


20- What would be your daughter’s name ?


Maisara



21- And your son’s ?

Never thought about this one


22- Did you ever think of living abroad ?

No


23- What would you want God to tell you when you’ll go through heaven’s gates ?

Reza...You the man