Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Longest Journey..

A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions - Oliver Wendell Holmes




I try to eat roti canai maximum twice a week. The reason is that I am trying to stick to a more healthy diet which consist less of harmful LDL fats. Low density lipoproteins are abundant in the extremely unhealthy mutton curry that I usually take with my favourite morning roti canai meal with. Normal people just take dhal....not me unfortunately. I just have to take it a few steps further in the wrong direction.

That however is not the story that I am trying to relate right now. It is about the roti canai person that makes my meal around twice a week.

I am a regular at a mamak stall near my office. The shop is famous for its nasi kandar and the owner owns 4 shops in and around KL.

I am quite close to the owner.

Getting an invitation to his daughter’s wedding kind of close.

I am beginning to get irritated with one of his staffs whom is the principal roti canai maker. See, this guy for ages seemed to be delaying the making of my roti canai to my obvious dismay. I usually gets my order a full 10 minutes after ordering. Some customers who came AFTER me was always served first.

Lately, it seems to be getting worse.

It is bugging me.

So, instead of complaining to his boss and possibly getting the dick-head fired, I take it that he just doesn’t like me. I am not a man whom turns the other cheek BUT life lesson rule number 324 vehemently states that : Never ever ever piss off the person whom is making your meal esp. In a restaurant.

Having worked part time after SPM in a restaurant and knowing what a chef can do to your meal behind your back, I knew the rule that was applicable in 1985 still stands in 2009.

So I suck up my fate like a good little boy does. Quietly.

So this morning, which is my roti canai morning, I sat down and ordered my customary teh tarik, mutton with mutton curry and one roti canai. One of the staffs took an already prepared roti canai and proceeded to walk towards me. The roti canai maker quickly called to the staff and spoke a few sentences in Tamil. The staff stopped, made a u-turn and returned the plate back to him.

He then proceeded to make a new roti for me.

More customers arrived and were served. I am made to wait yet again.

I started to pay close attention to what the roti canai maker is doing. Taking the round fresh dough, he pounds it, spreads the pounded dough and started folding it.

Nothing new there, but wait...

He actually lets my dough sets for a full 4 minutes before spreading it again and putting the dough on the hot plate.

So, by doing that....I figured that my roti canai dough gets a further 4 minutes of aeration for the yeast to do its job. The dough rises more (by expansion of carbon dioxide due to the respiration of the yeast) which translate to a more fluffier and softer roti canai.

Damn it!!!! My roti canai is custom made. No wonder it is always late.

HE WAS DOING ME A FAVOUR and I was the idiot.

He doesn’t hate me...he actually likes me.

So, on 2 eves before my birthday. I have learnt 2 life lessons.

Sometimes, it is better to wait for something and never pre-judged a person. We all heard and knew this before but sometimes, in the course of one’s hectic lives. We soon forget.

We forget that we are conscious beings. Our minds, conscious of itself is eager to experience reality and sometimes comes to the wrong conclusion. Whilst it is easier to just fit in life’s model handed down to us by our parents. It is more prudent to stop and ask ‘Why’.

A conscious mind must question, question and question. It is the beginning for the quest of knowledge. It is not just the destination but the journey itself. Surely, the longest journey one makes in this life is the journey inwards. The journey into one's own heart. The last journey before the ultimate journey.

One of my favourite movie scenes is from the movie Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (I actually saw this movie nearly 10 times), in which the lead character played by Matthew Broderick says, ‘Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you might miss it’.


I learned that at 41...imagine what I missed the last 40 years?


Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Pill..


My twin sister always told me to grow up...act your age.


My friend Zahir often repeats that too..


I can't..


Why..??


I've taken the RED PILL...that's why.


How deep is the rabbit hole..?


There is no spoon and there is no rabbit hole...

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Transformers 2 - A very jiggly movie



Last saturday while waiting to enter the movie theater to see the latest Transformers movie, I sms my friend.

Reza : Hey, I am queing up to see transformers...is it any good?

Friend : I saw it 3 times, good but JIGGLY

Reza : Whats jiggly???

Friend : YOU"LL SEE!!


Later that night, another friend sms me


Friend 2 : Hows the movie...I'm seeing it tonite

Reza : Cool but jiggly..

Friend 2 : What's jiggly??

Reza : YOU"LL SEE !!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Hey I thought I saw a pussy cat...

My friend from college sent me this yesterday...(thanks Dem !!..)



First thing I felt was somewhat of a deja vue. I remembered there was a Petronas commercial which bore an eerie similarity to the above short film.
So who copied who...??




If any of you wanna make this a big deal...just don't quote this blog ;-)

There is also an uncensored version of the short film. I cannot give the youtube version because it's kindda offensive. But the dialog goes something like this...

Little boy : Apa tuh ayah..?

Father : Itu babi sayang..

Little boy : Apa..Apa tu ayah..??

Father : Itu babi lah, nak

Little boy : Apa tuh ayah..???

Father : Tu BABI le B***...


Ok..ok...I lied :-)

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

PPSMI (Program Pengajaran Sains dan Matematik dalam Bahasa Inggeris) Debacle. A solution.

Education is the transmission of civilization - Will Durant


It is not rocket science to understand the need to teach maths and science in English. It is pure good sense to do so. We are not talking about geography, religion, history here...just maths and science. Try entering a good bookstore and try to buy a decent science or maths book in Bahasa. You’d be hard pressed to get 2 books that have writings and explanation interesting enough to entice your child to read them.

Singapore our neighbour studies both subjects in English in school with no consternation about losing their ‘Chinese’ identity. Here, we create ghostly hallucinations about losing touch of our so-called ‘Bahasa Ibunda’.

Malay was the lingua franca ages ago when Tanah Melayu was the epi-centre of trade this part of the region. Chinese, Indian and even Arab traders are converted to speak Malay. When Europe was in the Dark Ages, western scholars have to learn Arabic to master scientific knowledge. These texts are then painstakingly converted into Latin or other languages to help students there understand.

My question is...How many scientific texts/books have been successfully translated into malay?

I studied in Bahasa during form 5. When I entered university, 100% of my books are in English. Sure, that was in 1986. My sis-in law is doing medicine now and still 100% of the books are in English. So what gives, Tan Sri Muhyiddin, our esteemed TPM?

Try goggling ‘sains’, and you will get 9.3 million hits, goggling ‘science’ would have a mind boggling 674 million hits.

According to NST in 2006, 21% of the students failed SPM. 90% of these students failed because they failed Bahasa Malaysia paper. It makes sense to improve the QUALITY of the teaching of normal Bahasa Malaysia instead of barking at the wrong tree.

It also makes sense to make it MANDATORY to have a higher credit passing marks for Bahasa Malaysia to receive a full SPM certificate instead of the current practise of just passing BM to guarantee a SPM cert.

Politics interfering with our National Education policy is bad. Add in stupid politicians and equally stupid opposition parties, maybe we would be better off letting 15 year olds become our Education minister. I bet it will not be worse off than what is happening now.

Birthday comes early this year..

No wise man ever wished to be younger - Jonathan Swift

Seamaster Pro/chronometer 2254.80.00

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Thriller - India Style

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - Anon





Can somebody please put me out from my misery now....make it quick and if possible with as little pain as possible.

Thank you.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Tun Dr. Mahathir - The autograph


Why is that when I defend UMNO or the Malays I am labelled a racist but not when others speak up for Chin Peng? - Tun Mahathir Mohamad



My wife and her students went to Yayasan Perdana yesterday for an audience with Tun Mahathir. The Russian pre-medical students initiated the idea for the visit and was given a positive reply by the Yayasan.

The mostly malay students sang to him in Russian, heard his speech and had a question and answer session. All of them came back teary eyed and aghast with Tun's knowledge, frankness, candour and humour. They came back a believer just like I did when I first met Tun, 15 years ago. I was a blue eyed chemist from Nestle listening to Dato Seri's talk in a symposium. I was a different person from then on.

Now, my wife even asked me to let her read some of Tun's book that I have in my collection.

Before she went, I made her promise to ask Tun to autograph 2 of my books. The Malay Dilemma and The Challenge (which I bought way back in 2001). She told Tun that I was his most ardent admirer and have lots of his books and writings plus my addiction to his blog. He signed The Malay Dilemma first and upon seeing the second book, he wrote my name as per the name he saw on the book.

Thank you, Tun.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Tribute to MJ


And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

(Candle in the wind lyrics)

Rest in peace MJ