Soliquy di pagi Ahad

1) On Tiger jokes

What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods ?
Santa stops at 3 Ho’s...

2) Favourite quote

Glenda Jackson said

‘The important thing in acting is to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life’

Funny quote. I thought George Burns said it.

Seriously, I hope you don’t cry when you think about your sex life..

3) On songs

The Vatican recently included one of Tupac Shakur's songs called ‘Changes ’ into their official MySpace music playlist.
I wonder does the Vatican listened to some *other* of his songs..? Not exactly church music.



Tupac Shakur's song basically remixes one of my favourite songs ever by Bruce Hornsby and the Range called 'The Way it is'. Listen for yourselves.



Best ‘One hit wonder’ song of the decade was awarded to ‘Bad Day’ by Daniel Powter.



Nice song...I prefer ‘A big big world’ by Emelia though.



4) Does anyone notices that Nicholas Cage hair looks funny..?

5) How many honest, caring and intelligent men does it take to do the dishes at home ? All 3 of them.

6) The last major Hollywood movie to be released on VHS was "A History of Violence" in 2006.

I didn’t see it on VHS though...I downloaded it from the internet....haha

Lastly

A short but true story.

A long time ago lived a woman and her husband in a remote village. She didn’t swear, nag , bitch or whine...nothing but a wonderful wife for one whole day. But it was for just one day.
The end.

Hey....The last one was a joke ok ;-)

Cluttered mind..

Some of my books in my office.

Easily 15 unread books

No wise ass comment....OR the cute teddy gets it..

Just two words...

Chick magnet...

Why I am not into internet chatting in the 90s (Part 1)

He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy - Monty Phython quote


On an internet chat room circa 1995...

Reza aka Boy wonder : Hey cutie

Hotgirl : Hi :-)

Boy wonder : Its always hot when youre around

Hotgirl : hehe

Boy wonder : Have a boyfriend?

Hotgirl : No...you?

Boy wonder : I hv lots of boyfriends..lol

Hotgirl : Yr a naughty boy...

Boy wonder : Naughty boys get spanking..

Hotgirl : :-)

Boy wonder : :-)

Hotgirl : asl?

Boy wonder : 27/m....you?

Hotgirl : 14/f

My visitors..

I don't belong on this earth. I always feel out of place...like a visitor - Hattie McDaniel

I put a page counter on my blog page to register page hits...like most bloggers do. I don't understand why the hits got higher AND/BUT almost nobody commented anything.
So I tried running another counter for 3 days to see where my visitors are coming from...

Above is the 3 days result.

Damn..I better mind my language ;-)

A Conversation..

Reza : I was at yr mom’s house and I saw your old school desk at the store room.

Wife : I thought my father threw it away a long time ago.

Reza : I saw the graffiti you wrote on the desk. Some were interesting..

Wife : Really..?? Like what..?

Reza : Well...I really liked the one you wrote that goes something like...’die before you die’

Wife : Haha..I was in form 5 when I wrote that...

Reza : Didn’t know that you knew ‘Rumi’ . I was ignorant at form 5...just parties for me then..

Wife (bewildered): Rumi who..??

Reza : The Great Persian philosopher, mystic and Sufi. He beautifully explains the saying by our Prophet Mohammad, “To die before you die’. It is actually the destruction of Man’s ego in the quest to go back to God. Most people wait for his body to die the physical death before going back home to God. But Sufis, driven by a constant longing to go back to his beloved or God, wants to experience this consciously while living.

To go towards the journey it is necessary to annihilate the so-called ‘self’ or ego...to surrender oneself totally for the love of The Beloved...' To die before One truly dies '...

Wife : Ohh...I didn’t take it from Rumi..

Reza : Then from where...??

Wife : From a Malaysian rock band, Lefthanded...

AFTERWORD : My wife was correct...Lefthanded really did have tag in their 90s album 'Qabul' but it goes something like 'To live without fighting is to die before you die'. I'm not sure if you can equal the saying to Rumi's BECAUSE I humbly think that what the group was suggesting is that if you do not have a philosophy in life that you would actually be just an empty coccon...without a soul so to speak.

Guy Side of the story...

No, I did not sleep with that woman... but I wanted to! - Robin Williams as Tom Dobbs

(Movie quote - Man of the Year (2006))