1) On Tiger jokes
What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods ?
Santa stops at 3 Ho’s...
2) Favourite quote
Glenda Jackson said
‘The important thing in acting is to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life’
Funny quote. I thought George Burns said it.
Seriously, I hope you don’t cry when you think about your sex life..
3) On songs
The Vatican recently included one of Tupac Shakur's songs called ‘Changes ’ into their official MySpace music playlist.
I wonder does the Vatican listened to some *other* of his songs..? Not exactly church music.
Tupac Shakur's song basically remixes one of my favourite songs ever by Bruce Hornsby and the Range called 'The Way it is'. Listen for yourselves.
Best ‘One hit wonder’ song of the decade was awarded to ‘Bad Day’ by Daniel Powter.
Nice song...I prefer ‘A big big world’ by Emelia though.
4) Does anyone notices that Nicholas Cage hair looks funny..?
5) How many honest, caring and intelligent men does it take to do the dishes at home ? All 3 of them.
6) The last major Hollywood movie to be released on VHS was "A History of Violence" in 2006.
I didn’t see it on VHS though...I downloaded it from the internet....haha
Lastly
A short but true story.
A long time ago lived a woman and her husband in a remote village. She didn’t swear, nag , bitch or whine...nothing but a wonderful wife for one whole day. But it was for just one day.
The end.
Hey....The last one was a joke ok ;-)
