SMS di pagi jumaat

Reza : Yo friend..I got a 2o plus year old girl who wants to become my friend in facebook what do i do?

Friend : Jangan perasan le...she could be your forgotten niece

Reza : Youre right...I add her

Friend : Why do you think I have a family database in my pc for?

Reza : Err....to avoid incestual relationships?

Suatu hari di kedai mamak

Mamak : Abang mau minum apa..?

Reza (gesturing to friend) : U nak minum ape..?

Kawan : Emm...teh tarik. Tapi kurang manis...

Reza : Macha...Satu teh tarik KURANG MANIS....dan satu teh tarik BIASA ...

Mamak (shouting to his staff) : THAMBY...DUA TEH TARIK MEJA 3..!!

The great comeback Part 1

I was fiddling my handphone at 9am and sent an sms to my friend in JB

Reza : Wake up you lazy ass..

Member : Im in spore. U belum mandi pun. So whos the lazy ass then

Reza : Alone or with gf?

Member : Alone..

Reza : Im a lazy ass then and youre the LOSER.


Hehheh...check mate. Reza-1, member-0